5. Lt. Morales
If you want to be useless in every single way except for healing, Lt. Morales is the right Hero for you. She can’t clear waves, she does no damage, she’s immobile, and she gets walked all over. You’ll spend most of your time running around in circles trying not to die as the enemy team furiously dives you while your teammates do nothing to help and then yell at you for dying.
Let’s be honest, the talents you take on the Medic don’t matter. All of the defensive options keep her kind of safe before she dies. All of her grenade options make her slightly more disruptive before she dies. And all of her healing talents let her die. So it’s kind of like those games where there’s no wrong answer, and the consolation prize is a perpetual death timer.
At least you’ve got healing, though, right? Yeah, definitely—until you run out of mana (or you die). Then you’re actually the most useless Hero in the game (especially if you die). The good news is that Caduceus Reactor 2.0 at Level 20 fixes this issue; the bad news is that you will lose the game before then. If you want to get oom faster, spamming Safeguard on cooldown is the way to go.
